Saturday, December 31, 2011

Have you ever?...I have.

  • Have you ever not made it to the bathroom?
  • Have you ever played the "If I win the lottery game..." but never actually played the lottery?
  • Have you ever wanted to know what it would have been like to get in a fight with someone in high school?  Would I win?
  • Have you ever fantasized about lipo or tummy tucks or facelifts?
  • Have you ever chewed up food in your mouth, taken it out, and given some to your child?
  • Have you ever had an irrational fear of an insect, so bad it paralyzes your body?
  • Have you ever bought something you couldn't pay for right then?
  • Have you ever said something hateful to a person's face?
  • Have you ever been told by someone "to never try to contact them again"?
  • Have you ever continued to pray for that person?
  • Have you ever gotten a buzz from a half glass of wine, but not from beer?
  • Have you ever illegally climbed over a fence at the Grand Canyon to get a cool picture?
  • Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours straight?
  • Have you ever been to the Grand Cayman Islands?
  • Have you ever experienced love at first sight?
  • Have you ever had cellulitis?
  • Have you ever wanted to make a snide remark to a person that looks down upon you for being a working mom?
  • Have you ever been called by a collection agency?
  • Have you ever thawed out meat to cook for dinner, but threw it away because you didn't feel like cooking that night?
  • Have you ever hurt from losing a loved one?
  • Have you ever read a trashy novel?
  • Have you ever been at a loss for words?
  • Have you ever had so much rage you wanted to hit something or someone?
  • Have you ever accepted Christ?
  • Have you ever caused a wreck?
  • Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
  • Have you ever lied to someone's face?
  • Have you ever loved so much that your heart wants to bust?
  • Have you ever known a "peace that passes all understanding"?
  • Have YOU ever?

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