NOT MY CHILD Mondays...A sarcastic rendition of what my child IS actually doing and saying lately.
My child has not been sittting on the potty lately and telling me that it is hard for her poo-poo to come out. Nope, not her.
My child did not get super excited about seeing a mommy lizard and a baby lizard on the gate at her school today and proceed to stomp them. (She ACTUALLY did not try to step on them)
My child did not pass gas the other night and fan it away from her behind. Nope, not her!
My child did not stop running around the yard yesterday to do a little dance to the bass pumping from a car that passed by. Nope, not that little gangster.
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